YAY, I'M BACK!
It's lyk I almost one week nv use com ler.
WOW~ Impressed.


LOL. Nth much.
School's great. HAAHAH.


FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED DURING THE WEEK. (TO ME)
=DDDDDD


Mr Liow asked : What do you use to measure your height?
Jesslyn: Vernier Calipers~!


LOL. The day I changed seat.
Classmate ( JY): U frm GR rite?
Me: yah~
JY: I noe lor~!
Me: HUH WHY? I have the GR face mehh?
JY: Yah lor~ you have the GR face. You know I wad class or not.
Me: Of course lah. FG mah!
JY: No! I from 帥哥class!
Me: LOL!


When Jesslyn angry she'll say to Edgar:
WALAU U TINK U VERY 帥 UH! HU WAN TO SIT WITH YOU!


Stephen's hopeless expression. LOL.


Okay. Classmate JY again.
We were giving each other random christian names.
Me: Okay lah I call you DICKYY!
JY: What did I do to deserve this man!
(Haha, not funny.)


After choir. On the phone with yipeng.
Me: Why you so horny, watching porn uh?
YP: Yah lah, u wan hear?
Me: NO! I DUNWAN. U TORY LANE AGN RITE. See,so no life.
YP: Then wad u wan me to do?
Me: I tot u lyk watch those japs one, why dunwan watch? TOT U SHUANG!
YP: Those jap ones got censor the genitals one! Walau, wher got shuang?!!!
(XXD)
p/s: Tory lane is a pornstar, i guess.


JY(DICKYY) and Darren singing singapore commercial songs/jingle during chinese lessons.
darren:家香,家香,家香
JY:面,面,面！
darren:家香,家香,家香
JY:面,面,面！
JY：AWWWW~~家香面！
(AND MOREE)


Clara's pickup line:
I had chosen you, cos you are my pokemon!
LOL.

AND: How I wish you are my homework, so that I can do you on the table~
(SICK),
Awww,teacher I cant draw the curve, cos my hand is on your curve~ LOL!


That day, we were doing homework at peng's house.
Then YP was poking his pen into his maths TB, and he looked lyk he was dazing.
Me: OMG, wad are you doing! My god, damn sick ehh!
YP: Everything gets so sensitive when a stick and a hole is involved. = =


During Choir.
Mr Loh: CHUZZLE! = =


During SS lesson.
Mr zaid drew sth like this on the board:

The animal on top is a dove which represents PEACE,and two people are smiling,but it's hypocrite. It means peace is dying... Then mr zaid say got one sec4 student wrote: The two parties are celebrating by killing a CHICKEN after they had a compromise. LOL!

Someone in my class shitted and farted. ( in toilet lah.) = =

I went into the kitchen and opened the fridge to look for my panties. = = (But I dint noe wad I was doing then..= =)

Msian: 我煽你兩巴掌啊！


Feel Eywa~~ Aw, I can feel you!
I see you. LOLZ. Avatar jokes.


I can only rmb till here ler. If can rmb, then i will update, LOL!
Okay lah, some are really not funny. LOL.